Funny Quotes

Billy Graham Quote Patience

With a twinkle in his eyes, my friend says that his favorite prayer is 'Lord, give me patience; give it to me right now.'

Billy Graham

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Faith is having the patience to wait, knowing that all things will be done in God's time. I only wish I owned one of his watches.

Kathy Buckley

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After listening to people gripe and complain, just smile and remember ... crows can't hang with eagles.

Joel Osteen

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Gossip is like a nasty virus. If you learn to cover your mouth you won't spread the germs.

submitted by Audrey Harvey of Antioch, Tennessee

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