Funny

Funny quotes and sayings can brighten your whole day. Funny quotes not only make you laugh, they remind you to look on the lighter side of life. Turn to inspiring funny quotes anytime you need to turn your attitude around.

Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows.

Peggy Noonan

Isn't it great that prayer has roll-over minutes?

Gelsey Delpercio

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and pray for chocolate.

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With a twinkle in his eyes, my friend says that his favorite prayer is 'Lord, give me patience; give it to me right now.'

Billy Graham

You're only old when your back goes out more than you do.

Fayard Nicholas

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

Mort Walker

Faith is having the patience to wait, knowing that all things will be done in God's time. I only wish I owned one of his watches.

Kathy Buckley

The most aggravating thing about the younger generation is that I no longer belong to it.

Albert Einstein
Gray hair is God’s graffiti.
Bill Cosby

After listening to people gripe and complain, just smile and remember ... crows can't hang with eagles.

Joel Osteen

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Charles M. Schulz

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Billy Graham