A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
Gossip is like a nasty virus. If you learn to cover your mouth you won't spread the germs.
I am in sales, not management.
God sprinkles us with Miracle-Gro.
A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
We did it because we didn’t have the sense to know it couldn’t be done.
What really scares me most, more than nukes or cancer, is a man or woman without a sense of humor.
Heavenly forecast: Reign Forever
Even Jesus had a fish story.