If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
Funny
Funny quotes and sayings can brighten your whole day. Funny quotes not only make you laugh, they remind you to look on the lighter side of life. Turn to inspiring funny quotes anytime you need to turn your attitude around.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
Gossip is like a nasty virus. If you learn to cover your mouth you won't spread the germs.
I am in sales, not management.
God sprinkles us with Miracle-Gro.
A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
We did it because we didn’t have the sense to know it couldn’t be done.
What really scares me most, more than nukes or cancer, is a man or woman without a sense of humor.
Heavenly forecast: Reign Forever
Even Jesus had a fish story.
If you are able to laugh, you are the owner of the world.
