When life gives you lemons, throw them back and pray for chocolate.
With a twinkle in his eyes, my friend says that his favorite prayer is 'Lord, give me patience; give it to me right now.'
You're only old when your back goes out more than you do.
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Faith is having the patience to wait, knowing that all things will be done in God's time. I only wish I owned one of his watches.
The most aggravating thing about the younger generation is that I no longer belong to it.
After listening to people gripe and complain, just smile and remember ... crows can't hang with eagles.
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'